Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Tarantula
[Bob] Somebody's been messin with my cube.
[Ray] Maybe it was a tarantula. They got all sorts of arms and legs and stuff. . . . is there hair everywhere?
Friday, February 12, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
New friends.
We should invite the guys from the third floor up for a party. Offer them a big assortment of mat knives. You know they got theirs taken away?
Sweet and Sour
It's warm out there--just like sweet and sour pork. Hot and cold, hot and cold. Or maybe bacon.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Kicking the Bucket
A crystal box. Wouldn't you like to be buried in something like that? Either that or be thrown in a bonfire out back.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Krispy.
Ray: [GASP!] Is that a hostess twinkie?
Bob: Noa, it's a rice krispy treat. I got em comin' out my ears. Want one?
Ray: I want the one that didn't come out of your ear.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
A little help from my friends.
If it weren't for my friends, I'd be walkin on the freeway. Naked as a jaybird, waitin for the Lord to come.
Tulips
Jennifer, just think. Soon you'll be cacheting through the tulips, and today will be a thing of the past.
Monday, February 1, 2010
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