You gonna go home soon?

Soon enough. Before the Lord comes back.

SOHL

You'll never guess what I have to do for the new pregnancy booklet. They want me to take these fallopian tubes and do stuff to 'em.

Celebrity Status

Wow--finally. One of those high falootin' jobs!

Pandora

"Oh, I know this girl. I've got three of her songs. She's real French-sounding. And she sings in nightclubs and stuff. I guess you call that 'sultry'."

Personal Jesus

Hey Jeremy, who's that?

Depeche Mode.

Pesh Mode?

De-pesh Mode. Crazy, huh?

Yeah. Like dancing mashed potatoes.

Blessing

Well bless your cotton pickin' heart!

Birthday Cake

A cake so big it won't fit in the container. Now, that's love.

(R) Placement

That looks like a booger you want to pick.

Mug Shot

Wow that's a big coffee cup. I could fit my whole face in there.

Squish

I like to be squished.