Chik-Fil-A

I'm gonna get hot and spicy tonight. Blow my head right off.

Smooth

Sometimes, life comes and goes. Like a banana split.

Consolation

We all have days like that. You know, when you just wanna hide and tear off an appendage?

Long night.

I had to put the lights back on and hook myself up.

German Farewell

Bye, Bob. All feet are the same!

Beans

They call these 'baby string beans.' I wonder where they keep the adult ones? Probably in the back of the store.

iPhone 4

You could get the old one if you're worried about being too cool.

Sweet.

We all got sweet hook ups, don't we?

Bob's birthday

Spice cake. Can you smoke it?

Heck yes.

And all God's people said 'Heck Yes!'