A Little Help From My Friends

Leah: My husband just ordered an iPad 3!
Ray: Do you need me to come show him how to use it? Also, don't tell him I squeezed your cream cheese.

A Little Help From My Friends

Leah: My husband just ordered an iPad 3!
Ray: Do you need me to come show him how to use it? Also, don't tell him I squeezed your cream cheese.

Sentimental

I just wanted you to know before you go to my grave.

Colonoscopy

And I just started laughin' cuz those doctor's are going places I've never even been...or want to go.

Drop Box

Carrie, I'm about to drop a huge load in your box. It's big.

Photoshop

You know what I’ve got on my list today? A breast augmentation.

Bathroom Break

I'll be right there. Just gotta go check on the upholstery in the men's room.

iChat

And if you're lucky, you can have a three-way. I've had three ways before.

Apple Keynote

Well, Tim. Bless his pea-pickin heart. He's no Steve Jobs.

Physical Appt.

Next time, you should just walk right in, take off your clothes, and let them have their way with you. Then give them your money.

Brownies

Lori: Aww--all the brownies are gone!

Ray: Nope. I'm still here.

Snacks

Look at all this! This will go perfect in Jon's drawers.

Dr. Visit

He said he's gonna do stuff to me. Stuff that might want me to make me throw myself to the elephants.

Chik Fil A

You look ilk a man who can hold his chicken.

250 Piece Nuggets

You'll never guess what happened to me on the way in. This plate of chicken just jumped in my car and got all up in my business.

Surprising News

Get out of town! Just when you think you have your underwear high enough to wade through the water!

Favorite Fish

Hey Ray, what's your favorite fish to fry?

Oh that's easy. Red Snapple. The spicy kind.

Busy

That's OK, I can wait to start that job. I've got other fish to fry. Big ones. Smelly ones.