Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Special Sauce

They keep it under the counter. With the goods.

Job Interview

She asked me if I could do motion graphics. I told her, I can do any kind of motion you want!

Picking out a Watermelon

You know how they have stud finders? Someone should invent a Melon Thumper.

Record Temps at Chick Fil A

Who wants to buy chicken from a dripping wet person?

Monday, March 12, 2012

A Little Help From My Friends

Leah: My husband just ordered an iPad 3!
Ray: Do you need me to come show him how to use it? Also, don't tell him I squeezed your cream cheese.

A Little Help From My Friends

Leah: My husband just ordered an iPad 3!
Ray: Do you need me to come show him how to use it? Also, don't tell him I squeezed your cream cheese.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Sentimental

I just wanted you to know before you go to my grave.