Good News

How ya doin, Ray?
I'm good. I'm still in my right mind, and I haven't killed anyone yet.

Discovery

Upon closer inspection, I thought to myself, those are not udders.

The Anti Chicken

Whenever I go to KFC, I think to myself...This chicken is different!

Holy Cow

I told you the story about the bull? The one that jumped the fence when I waved the little red hanky? 

I thought it was a cow.

The Incredible Hulk

When he gets big I wonder, "What are they gonna do with the pants?"

Trouble

Tony: Ray, you're askin for trouble.
Ray: (gasp) Right here in River City?

The Safe Side

I'll wash your fruit for you, Scott.