Halloween Costume

I'm gonna be Samuel L. Jackson. And when people guess who I am, I'll say 'You're just guessin that cause I'm black.'

Chilly

I've got some thermals? They're clean.

Surveillance Cameras

I bet you can't even sit down and enjoy a potato salad sandwich without somebody seein.

College Track

I hated sprinters. They thought they were the best thing since sliced cheese.

Smell

There must be something happening in the building. Like a garlic fire.

Huge Grapes from Sam's

These guys are on sty-roids. I was thinkin about dressin them up as olives for Halloween.

True Friendship

I'd walk across busted glass for you guys.

Jon's Concert at the Bar

No marsh pits in there, it's too small.