Monday, March 15, 2010

Poles

You should be put up on top of a pole so people can say ‘well done’.
You would look good up on a pole!

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Elephants

It's been a day. Ever feel like you just want to throw yourself to the elephants?

Judy

She's under the spout where the love come out.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Stink Eye

Put that eye back in your pocket.

Compliment

You're not an A-hole. You're much bigger than that!

Busy

My plate's so full, I got peas coming out the side.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Seat Warmers

And at first you're like, why are my pants hot?

Lunch

Can I get you anything? A baby chicken? Squid?

Chops.

I don't want my chops busted.