Burnt Beak

I hate the smell of burnt beak.

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From: "Moore, Ray"

Good Morning... :)

Stef and I are meeting with Zane this morning...so I should be in by 9:30 am...God willing and the creek doesn't raise.

So for all those coffee drinkers out there, I think tall and black is on tap for today... :) (and I don't mean me)

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MacDaddy

(On being nervous about the upcoming Apple product release.)
I'm going to the bathroom to wait it out.

(About how he and Steve Jobs are almost the same age.)
We could be kissing brothers.

Mmmm, cupcakes

Jen, I just ate one of your cupcakes. But not one of the sweaty ones. I would've ran across busted glass to get one of the sweaty ones.

Eyeballs

You should take my eyeballs out and look at yourself.

New ear phones

They're good. But with the suction stuff they use—make sure you're good and ready because once they're in, Grandma's not getting in there.

Christmas list

That's what I need for Christmas. A couple of glass eyes.

Let's go screw some stuff.

Ray & Jeremy are putting together bookshelves next to Jen's desk.

Ray: "Jeremy, let's go screw some stuff."

Holes in the boards were not drilled all the way through.

Ray: "Seems like someone's been plugging our holes."