Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Theatre

Is that the one by Tinkletown?

Tarantula

[Bob] Somebody's been messin with my cube.
[Ray] Maybe it was a tarantula. They got all sorts of arms and legs and stuff. . . . is there hair everywhere?

Possum

A possum is like a rat in a little white coat.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Sigh.

[Sigh] Sometimes I just wish I could sit outside the universe in a chair with seat warmers.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

New friends.

We should invite the guys from the third floor up for a party. Offer them a big assortment of mat knives. You know they got theirs taken away?


Sweet and Sour

It's warm out there--just like sweet and sour pork. Hot and cold, hot and cold. Or maybe bacon.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Kicking the Bucket

A crystal box. Wouldn't you like to be buried in something like that? Either that or be thrown in a bonfire out back.

Meeting

I hope the meeting isn't too long. I've got work to do. Babies to kiss.

Cold day.

It's a great day for soup. Do you like lumpy soup?

Thursday, February 4, 2010

The Park.

It was empty. Nobody there. Except for these people necking.

Considerate.

[Wanna fight?]
Yeah. Out back. In the dumpsters. That way there's no mess.

Steph's Purse

Boy, that's a big bag. You could have a whole Bible study in there.

Moving

Looks like I'm gonna be movin my drawers today.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Seats.

People like my seats. And they're not even heated.

Krispy.

Ray: [GASP!] Is that a hostess twinkie?
Bob: Noa, it's a rice krispy treat. I got em comin' out my ears. Want one?
Ray: I want the one that didn't come out of your ear.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Farewell.

Bye, Jeremy--have fun stormin' the castle!

A little help from my friends.

If it weren't for my friends, I'd be walkin on the freeway. Naked as a jaybird, waitin for the Lord to come.

Under the bridge.

Have fun on your walk. There's some nice things happening under the bridge.

Tulips

Jennifer, just think. Soon you'll be cacheting through the tulips, and today will be a thing of the past.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Sweet.

Sometimes it's like you dip me in chocolate and make me feel sweet all over.

Smells good.

Hey, want something to put in your office? It smells good.