Trouble

Tony: Ray, you're askin for trouble.
Ray: (gasp) Right here in River City?

The Safe Side

I'll wash your fruit for you, Scott.

Special Sauce

They keep it under the counter. With the goods.

Job Interview

She asked me if I could do motion graphics. I told her, I can do any kind of motion you want!

Picking out a Watermelon

You know how they have stud finders? Someone should invent a Melon Thumper.

Record Temps at Chick Fil A

Who wants to buy chicken from a dripping wet person?