celebrate your ray-ness: September 2010

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Everybody, just so you know. I asked Beata what she means when she calls me Sweet Cheeks, and she means my face.

Just pretend you're "The Thinker." And you can keep your clothes on, too.

Life is like that. Next thing you know you have three arms comin out of places you don't even want to talk about.

It's one of the great questions of life. What makes things sweat in the refrigerator?

I've come to the conclusion that me and Spicy Chicken aren't meant to be. I think it was the hot-cheese.

Kelsey: I'm lookin for something between a hamster and a gerbil.
Ray: Like a possum?

No, you're the best. Plus you got great heels.

I was thinkin. If they can make a Kraken, I could probably make a pork-salmon.