DMP Review

"I'd clean that pig up and take it to the fair."

At 7-11

"I think I'm going to do a wieny today. And let's drop the bun and do a naked wieny."

Pen Names

"So I said to myself, 'Self,' you should bring a jacket."
"Do you have any other names for yourself besides 'self'?
"You mean like China Smith?"

Those Jobs

"It's OK Chris, I can take it. I've got other pancakes on the fryer."

Llamas

"Tyler, do giraffes spit?"
"Camels."
"No, they don't spit camels."